Yes, I know what my name sounds like.

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Me: When I get super rich, I am making sure I get a place big enough that you can live with me. Or I’ll buy the fancy apartment next door so you can live there and we’ll act like we’re on Friends.

Anne T. Donahue: OKAY! I love that idea. I want us to be like those friends that people are jealous of. Like Amy and Tina.

Me: OH YES, WE WILL BE AMY AND TINA. Can I be Amy? But if you want to be Amy, I’ll be Tina.

Anne: Let’s be BOTH. Because neither can live while the other survives.

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Dear people whose birthday parties start at 11 p.m.: this is just your way of not inviting me without hurting my feelings, isn’t it?