CAT ANUS

Yes, I know what my name sounds like.

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Dear people whose birthday parties start at 11 p.m.: this is just your way of not inviting me without hurting my feelings, isn’t it?

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FUCK YOU. You don’t get an opinion about anything from my nails to my coat. You’re LUCKY to even have a tea with me, you ass.
Anne T. Donahue is my fucking hero for everything she says about dicks who offer unsolicited opinions on what we do.

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